All is Fair

"Welcome, gentlemen, but please be seated. We are in progress." Turias turned back to the screen. "Now, the power of love has always been difficult to measure directly, but as you can see, with this formula and the right conditions, we can identify the momentum of love, and from there calculate velocity and force." He glanced at the audience and waggled his eyebrows. "I see some of you have realized the implications," he said grandly. "Ladies, gentleman, and so on, I give you..."

With a flourish, he pulled the cord and opened the curtains.

"The Linear Electromagnetic Kinetic Accelerator... of Love!"